Monday, August 13, 2007

"So, this one will be yours....

..., it has certain limitations which you will discover in due course, but it yours to develop and use throughout the experience. Abuse of it may result in the failure of a part which may not be replaceable. If a major element fails, the liklihood is that you will end up back here. Sign here and here, we take the full amount up front, there are no refunds".

"Any tips?"

"Remember that the object of the exercise is to enjoy yourself. Our other customers tell us that contributing in some way or other to the experience of others can be an effective way to do this. Abuse of the mechanism through over use of drugs such as adrenalin (which you can read about in the handbook) for example, typically foreshortens the experience".

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