Police food

Spaghetti Carabinieri
Cold Bill
Paddington Greens
Cop au Vin

Generation gap

The other day I asked my friend's eight year old daughter how she was getting on at school. She said that it had been sport's day that week.
"Did you win any prizes?" I asked.
"No," she looked a little disappointed.
"She came first in two races and second in another," her sister said.
"You just get stickers," the little athlete reported.